Happy Thanksgiving

I am thankful for my children, though I occasionally favor their imaginary friend over my actual offspring.

I am thankful my husband still likes me.

I am thankful for my day-drinking friends who love me in spite of my narcissism and never-ending stories.

I am thankful that I wake up pain-free most mornings and rise in a good mood.  Until that moment when i step into the tiny droplets of pee that my son left for me next to the toilet when he “missed”.

I am thankful for Jax, Magic Mike and any character Hugh Jackman plays.

I am thankful for Prozac.

I am thankful for comfortable shoes, earplugs in movies, reasonable bedtimes and sweet dreams.

I am thankful that I am not a vegetarian on Thanksgiving.


Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Time to start the Christmas music!


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