I am thankful for my children, though I occasionally favor their imaginary friend over my actual offspring.
I am thankful my husband still likes me.
I am thankful for my day-drinking friends who love me in spite of my narcissism and never-ending stories.
I am thankful that I wake up pain-free most mornings and rise in a good mood. Until that moment when i step into the tiny droplets of pee that my son left for me next to the toilet when he “missed”.
I am thankful for Jax, Magic Mike and any character Hugh Jackman plays.
I am thankful for Prozac.
I am thankful for comfortable shoes, earplugs in movies, reasonable bedtimes and sweet dreams.
I am thankful that I am not a vegetarian on Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Time to start the Christmas music!