We started out the morning with bloody Band-Aids (graham crackers and frosting)

 Then moved on to “Fried eggs” made of melted marshmallows and yellow frosting (with a dash of pepper for effect)!

A frozen bowl of Rice Krispies  

Cheeto’s replaced with baby carrots and a worm in the apple- in their lunch boxes

A posted sign for my mirror-obsessed tween diva

And my favorite… the sign I put on my husband’s truck before he left for work.