My friend Beth’s son drew this naked picture of her on their driveway- clearly labeled “Mom” (incase anyone should be confused).
He told her, beaming “It’s you mom”!
“Is that my belly button”? she asked, pointing to the blue chalk in the center.
“No- that’s your brown fur. But I didn’t have brown chalk, so I used blue- since it’s your favorite color”!
Not knowing whether to crack up or be horrified, she asked a neighbor mom, “Is this totally inappropriate”? as she took a picture and debated whether or not to hose it off immediately.
“No- it’s flippin’ hilarious! And by the way- you’re not that fat”!