i’m sure that the slack-jawed, glassy-eyed gawk that you gave this hero’s mankini paled in contrast to the conversation constricting, action freezing greeting i received when i walked onto the pool decking in my Speedo. c’mon, it’s what all scuba divers wear….. isn’t it?
Someone's Always Watching Me Pee 
i’m sure that the slack-jawed, glassy-eyed gawk that you gave this hero’s mankini paled in contrast to the conversation constricting, action freezing greeting i received when i walked onto the pool decking in my Speedo. c’mon, it’s what all scuba divers wear….. isn’t it?