Turning 40

10 Signs that I am turning 40:

1.  I now bring a sweater to the movies

2.  I do not eat or drink caffeine after 4 PM

3.  I require shoes with a “good arch”

4.  I always seem to need a nap

5.  I pee a little when I sneeze

6.  I carry a Costco-sized bottle of Advil in my purse, because inevitably, something always hurts

7.  I’m holding things just a little farther away in order to focus

8.  Everything is just too loud!  The music is too loud!  The movies are just too darn loud! And why does the tv have to be up so LOUD?!”

9.  No one calls me “Miss” anymore.  Always “ma’am”

10.  I now seek out things labeled as having more fiber

Advertisements

Leave a Comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s