Our mommy friends wear the same bra for 5 days straight too. Our mommy friends also consider “sleeping in” a 7 AM waking. Like us, our mommy friends only shave from the knee down.
Only to our Mommy friends can we admit that when (finally) shaving our legs, did we notice the inch-long hair on the back of our knee that had gone unnoticed for God-knows how long. “How did I not notice this and how many people have seen this embarrassment and not said anything”?